timtim96: guise. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY. :D also, I GOT MY LICENSE!!! :DD Yayay!!!!! Let’s happy dance!!! I miss you weirdo!!!! And happy birthday!
Here’s serious advice: Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux: I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
Black guy kills some people.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Latino guy kills some people.
White guy kills some people.
News: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
More recently, the media has speculated that Adam Lanza was motivated by...– James Holmes, Adam Lanza, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Double Standards (via azspot) Rania Khalek on point. (via mehreenkasana)
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dorothy-cotton: Another year passes me by. I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in. Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body. And yet we celebrate birth. Cake. Candles. a mockery. A monument to my torment. dude u gotta...
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